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jesus get a fucking pen

March 2012

supernatural more like why won’t cas and dean kiss

Anonymous asked: Pirate you are so freaking cute I just want to hug you and talk to you about davejohn and maybe kiss your cheek is that ok

I CAN’T READ THESE PAPERS I’M TOO..DEPRESSED NOW……………….. :’(

tumblrbot should stop suggesting i follow people i hate

in fact he’s actually walking home when he sees this big billboard okay it’s got some shirtless dude on it w/e he’s pretty tone and john is immediately like thinking about dave without a shirt on and he freaks out he gets home and the first thing he does no okay he gets a snack first but the second thing he does is hop on the computer and rose is online thank god and...

john realizes there’s something up when he starts seeing pictures of hot guys and thinking about dave

Anonymous asked: every time you post a johndave headcanon i want to hug my computer and scream because OH MY GOD THESE DORKY BABIES I CANT HANDLE IT never stop omg

in elementary school john was always that weird kid who talks too much and laughs too loudly and can’t eat the snacks classmates bring in for snacktime because of his peanut allergy he would try hard to fit in with the other kids but sort of always got left out because he was too awkward and they’d talk about his teeth too the first girl john had a crush on (third grade) laughed at...

lostperdue replied to your post: aanonnymouse replied to your post: let’s call this… ok who the hell is ched one of my followers asked me about them and i’ve never seen them around anywhere??? i’m sure you’ve seen them around they’re very popular u_u kingcheddarxvii.tumblr.com

aanonnymouse replied to your post: let’s call this pirate’s daily post about tumblr… FOLLOW CHED DO IT he’s a cutie and his comics are hilarious and awesome i’m too baby to follow people i don’t know…… :’(

i was going to make another post about someone i don’t know but i forgot who it was

spooksie replied to your post: let’s call this pirate’s daily post about tumblr… they’re also on our ship obviously the johndave gods have pointed me in the right direction

let’s call this pirate’s daily post about tumblr people she doesn’t actually know i see tumblr user kingcheddarxvii around a LOt i’ve never talked to this person before in my life but they are so adorable every time i see their posts i’m like aww..this person seems so nice……and friendly..

lowbrowisclassy replied to your post: Sigh, I was going to follow you, but then porn. Why do people do this? SIGH i was going to follow you but then i just decided to be rude and tell you im not going to SIGH its hard being me i don’t even understand the point like?? i don’t know what they’re not following me obviously so they probably won’t even see the response ...

Anonymous asked: John or Dave WHICH ONE DO YOU CHOOSE???

pocket-flavor replied to your post: Sigh, I was going to follow you, but then porn. Why do people do this? I like how they complain to you about it though? Like even if you did have porn on your blog why are they whining to you? It’s your blog you should do what you want with it. yeah idk i guess they felt personally offended about porn my blog is a baby blog i rarely even have stuff like that...

Anonymous asked: Sigh, I was going to follow you, but then porn. Why do people do this?

thx i’m pretyt johndave

lainyday asked: yo pirate i tried telling someone about john and dave and why theyre so perfect but they stopped replying to me i think i scared them :(

Put two names in my ask and I'll tell you which...

senorsebthepirateking: 8U

mags12998 asked: what a haibane renmei crossover YES I LOVE IT argh I really need to rewatch that. Anyway I really do like it CONTINUE

xxkingsandqueens asked: you're now my best friend and everything is beautiful and we'll talk about davejohn all day kthanks

sigh i need to decide if i want to go to sakura-con or not

i’m so sad there are people i like and want them to follow me but they never will because i’m TOO JOHNDAVE…………………………………….

fucking CHRIST you changed your goddam n url AGAIN STOP IT IM TRYING TO BLACKLIST YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

dave writes songs for john a lot but he never shows them to him or anyone so he’s got this notebook john sees it when they move in together for school it’s like hella thick and really old and ratty and he grabs it and he’s like haha dude what is this, a diary?? and dave is freaking out and john opens it and flips through it and none of them name john specifically so...

Anonymous asked: That last picture is like a priestess from Skyrim. Temple of johndave, and you are the head priestess

basstrip asked: headcanon tattoos for dave?? unless youve posted ur headcanons for them already and i missed

maybe getting a tattoo is a Strider Tradition so dave gets one..eventually…..the pain doesn’t bother him much but when he gets home he WHINEs for like HOURS at john just so john will dote on him john knows he’s full of shit but he does it anyway just because he thinks it’s funny that dave actually thinks he’s falling for it because dave gets like…kind of like...

see john is just really good for dave because he’s good at reading him so even though dave is a stubborn ass and doesn’t like to admit he’s insecure about things john notices when he’s feeling bad about stuff and does little things to make him feel better like maybe he sets up some really shitty videogames that dave is good at winning and then gets dave’s favorite...

doov asked: jfc pirate you are likea tumblr ninja. dashboard ninja. it's like you are gone from my dash and i'm all "oh she's asleep now, hm" and then five minutes later NOPE SUDDENLY PIRATE this amuses me more than it should

sometimes john and dave stay awake really late talking about..how someday they’ll buy a house together a little house probably and dave can have a whole room for his dumb dead stuff (dave says hey excuse me what about your dumb movie posters and john says those go ALL OVER THE HOUSE duh) then they just get into talking about what it would be like to live together john says dave can make...

Anonymous asked: on hussie's twitter, he just said everyone is gay for eachother; as in, johndave is canon ;-)

Anonymous asked: So, my morning was shit and I was walking to class in the drizzling rain and then I thought of one of your JohnDave headcanons and how you tag them "kawaii boys in love" and got this huge dopey grin on my face. Thanks. <3

you know what’s weird is when people are roleplaying or writing fanfic and they use excessive elipses why are you doing this it just makes everything read weird

oh lmfao i just got up and looked out the window and there’s snow out there

February 2012

0 posts

lelechii started following you

i like when people go “hey is the title of your blog from such and such fanfic”

my johndave headcanons are all so dumb and stupid i don’t know why people still follow me okay no that release the kraken one is still good but other than that lmfao i don’t have any depth in there or anything why are you here

characters i can’t handle looking sad dean winchester bobby singer john watson DAVE?? STRIDER?????? STOP