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jesus get a fucking pen

January 2012

i want to rp john and dave as bros then going from bros to maybe they both have a crush on each other but they’re too weenie to mention it then maybe they mention it then they try to ignore mentioning it then they be ~*boyfriends*~ and so on and so on

ah the fireworks at the space needle cool i’m going to watch this

OWOW THIS GUY PROPOSED TO HIS GILRFRIEND ON THE NEWS IM GOING TO DIE ALKD SHE WAS HIS…ASL INTERPRETER AND THEN HE PROPOSED TO HER

every time i try to make an rp blog i get too scared because i’m a big baby rolls over and reads more terrible fanfiction

sofuckingblue replied to your post: Now Paulina was blushing. There friendship had… remember the last time you were reading this pairing and i thought it was sam winchester ………….god

Hours later and they were given the all clear. Both mother and child were healthy. Sam took her new girlfriend to the Nasty Burger to celebrate. The little family to be’s peas came to a halt when an all to familiar voice rang out. THEIR PEAS CAME TO A HALT

reimukay replied to your post: watches someone venture on trollmegle lights a… i was just psyching myself up to go on trollmegle for the first time OH NO YOU CAN DO IT don’t worry it’s not scary once you realize it’s hard to find anyone good

Now Paulina was blushing. There friendship had formed fast and up until last night there was something more that had been steering within her heart. “Sammy… I think… I love you.” A tear ran down the Goth’s cheek. Its path taking a wide ark as it detour around the huge grin on her face. Sam’s violet eyes locked onto Paulina’s blue 1s. “I don’t know if...

watches someone venture on trollmegle lights a candle for their sanity

i’m so excited for sherlock wowie wow wow

zombie apocalypse, john loses his glasses, not a particularly good situation (dave holds his hand the whole time)

“I don’t wanna watch, I don’t even wanna get to the second finger. Like, just get me outta here!” Shaggy struggled, and as he pulled away the great magician found the “magic button”. “Zoinks!” was all Shaggy could say.

A collection of slightly connected oneshots with Shaggy Rogers as the uke. Slash boyXboy warning. Taking requests for new chapters. this will make me feel better

someday i’ll be able to talk to people on im clients

Anonymous asked: your brother is a jackass and a bigot, pirate. comparing yourself to him isn't going to get you anywhere. keep your head up! you're not a failure, you're a really kind and wonderful person and there are people here that unconditionally love and care about you! (sorry if this was a shitty pep talk, but i hope it helped)

i want a different hair color

Anonymous asked: Noo, I know that it seems like your brother is better but he's not! You're such a nice person and you're my favorite blog. I like looking at you blog because you seem just like me. I don't feel like such a loser when I look at your blog because you make me feel like I'm not as insane as everyone else makes me feel. I suck at basically any actual school subjects and my...

Anonymous asked: i wish i could just give you the biggest hug ): i hope things get better for you jeez such an amazing person shouldn't have to deal with this stuff!

Anonymous asked: if not a new blog, maybe just a side-blog, like a more personal one where you can talk about that stuff?? and idk maybe keep this one as a more fandom-centered blog where you have your art and reblogs and all.

Anonymous asked: you just gotta bee yourself.

Anonymous asked: pirate we don't think you're a failure! you are the niceset most kawaii person ever and everyone loves you including me!!! just ignore your brother it will get better okay? if you want your life to head in one direction just work at it to make it happen! we all believe in you! >u<

nonsuggestiveredhotironypistol replied to your post: someone get me a body pillow so i can take… i should have bought one of yuko at my last con LMAO MAYBE I’LL SEE SOME IRL SOMEDAY

king-lainy replied to your post: i’m really upset and stressed out and i feel like… Not that I know enough about your bro, but a lot of the time 16 year old boys are punks who kind of like to think they know everything! yeahhh he’s at that point in his life most of the time we get along pretty well but sometimes it just all builds up

someone get me a body pillow so i can take pictures of myself with it for the new year

Anonymous asked: Hey, first off, stop comparing yourself to your brother, okay? I used to do that with my sister and it sucked. :'( I'm a fairly new follower but from what I've seen you're a wonderful person all on your own--still, I know what you mean by not being able to get close to anyone, ffff. Just take a deep breath. -heart- I know I'm no help, but keep your head up! There are...

Anonymous asked: aaaahhhh pirate baby, don't blame yourself for any of that stuf!!!!! and comparing yourself to your brother isn't gonna get you anywhere, you're two totally different people and people do things at their own pace!! i think if him looking at your blog is really becoming a problem, maybe you should make a totally new one?? and idk just try really hard to keep it hush-hush......

medicalzombies asked: You are the most adorable <3 Happy New Year!

Anonymous asked: I got scared because I went to type in your url and saw that nothing was there but then I saw you on my dash and sighed and was happy

i’m going to go cry into a pillow or something sigh

i want to be pretty and i want to be good at things and i want to have friends i can be myself with and i want to not be such a loser that’s what i want for the new year

lostperdue replied to your post: i’m really upset and stressed out and i feel like… hey have you considered making a new blog? don’t want to make a new blog all my sutff is here

i’m really upset and stressed out and i feel like crying lmao happy new year off to a great start i’m always made to feel guilty about getting mad at my brother being on my blog but you know what this is my FUCKING PRIVATE LIFE i DN’T WANT YOUR FUCKING NOSE IN MY BUSINESS WHEN YOU’RE ONLY GOING TO PICK ON ME AND MAKE FUN OF ME AND ACT DISGUSTED WITH ME and make fun of me...

revolutionator: windows-vriska: i dont understand the point of pretending to hate homestuck when you like it!! ‘because i have friends who dont like it and would get mad if i did’ no no if someone is going to get mad because of a fucking comic that you like then wow maybe they aren’t that great of a friend ‘because im embarassed to like it’ ?????????? embarassed??? bruh. you shouldnt’...

Anonymous asked: When is your birthday??? You've probably posted about it before but I forgot oops

Anonymous asked: What made you start to ship john dave?

temporary new blog url because my brother is a fuckass and i’m literally seething right now lmao

In honor of the new year, ask me anything you... →

hussie you clever man happy new year

I’M SO ALONE I WISH I HWAS DATING OSMEONE SOBS INTO NON-ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGE

mymagicalchildhoodfriend asked: Vriska or Kanaya yes

fuck-slayer replied to your post: i want to cosplay a lady but i don’t know which… Kanaya! You’d be such a pretty Kanaya ahhhh do you think so….

Anonymous asked: I think you'd make an awesome aradia

huskyboys: dont flunk out of school kiss someone cute thats it

i want to cosplay a lady but i don’t know which lady i want to cosplay

lowbrowisclassy replied to your post: Didn’t I answer this? Miles, of course. my new years resolution is to win your heart…………………………….. give me food :(