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jesus get a fucking pen

February 2012

fieto replied to your post: people who are awful at roleplaying me it’s me … Hey hey hey! Listen! Not only am I sure your roleplaying is perfectly acceptable, I also feel I need to remind you that it does not matter! You’re roleplaying to have fun and if you and your partner are both having fun who cares about the actual rp?? i’m too self-conscious about how awful i am O_O

people who are awful at roleplaying me it’s me only me i’m going to quit i say this every time and never do but seriously i should

no skyrim i don’t want to be a vampire this isn’t fair

I JUST WANT JOHN AND DAVE TO LOVE EACH OTHER

sexybluewhales asked: heyo uhm,im that english JD anon from yesterday?? and i was wondering if i could continue my story :0 enless my story was dumb and then i wont but lmao yeah uh :'0 either wei

missomnifariousboxx asked: HELP ME pyrate im scared that johndave will slowly be replaced and or overrun by jakedirk. ;_; I love them both but noooo i don't want one to be replaced by the other!!

every time someone reblogs that post about missing someone you talk to regularly i’m going to sit and laugh to myself and think about how that was john blogging about his dream boyfriend suckers

last night i got an anon who was like “DO YOU ACTUALLY THINK JOHNDAVE HAS BEEN OR EVER WILL BE CANON UHHH” it was so good

karkat performs his daily check to see if any johndave prompts were filled on the kink meme (they weren’t)

lights a candle for all the roleplays people were doing with me then abandoned you are missed you were so young

you know who would have made a great American...

fwips: Hey Sherlock, get over here, man. I found some Fresh Prints.

i just figured out you can rotate the blocks in tetris

i can’t make friends im too annoying and johndave

psychoinnocent asked: I'm writing this AU Assassin-Humanstuck thing with John/Dave. And the way they got together was after this mission they had to go through together. Dave ends up getting a broken bone and passing out and John's beside himself freaking the fuck out. When Dave finally wakes up John's basically calling him an idiot and ends up confessing. Dave sits still for a moment before telling him...

i remember when one of jackii’s friends followed my blog they unfollowed me like a week after it’s because i was too johndave

the joke is that you’re reblogging things you relate to from a homestuck rp blog and you don’t even know what homestuck is

Anonymous asked: I'm not sure if you noticed or not, but I think Blessing From the Neck Up updated!

beatgatherer asked: Pirate what's it like to be majoring in history? I really like history too but I'm unsure if I want to major in it when I go to college... (because everyone keeps telling me you cant really do much with it u_u)

Anonymous asked: Greek mythology SWOON oh man that is awesome. I've been meaning to take a course like that but it hasn't fit into my schedule yet. Personally I'm not into American history much, but I'm taking a course on the US in the twentieth century to fill a requirement, in addition to a class on modern Germany and one on the Vikings which has proven to mostly be a hilarious venture in...

aristocraticviews replied to your post: im going to cry i posted something dumbon my rp… I’ve been wondering, what /is/ your rp blog? http://mrjohnegbert.tumblr.com/

im going to cry i posted something dumbon my rp blog and people reblogged it and more people reblogged it and PEOPLE WHO ARE NON-HOMESTUCKS REBLOGGED IT AND I CLICKED ON ONE AND THERE WERE LIKE THESE PICTURES OF MENSTRUAL BLOOD

emiggax asked: oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my gosh, you're into history?? and you major for it??? I cannot believe it but I love you more ♥

Anonymous asked: Aah, yes! Same here! Maybe it's presumptuous of me to assume you're in university, but if it's ok for me to ask, what history classes are you taking this semester?

Anonymous asked: breaking news tumblr user pyrates is a cutie patootie more at 11

Anonymous asked: Briefs, bikini briefs, high-cut briefs, thongs, boy shorts, low-rise briefs, or boxers?

Anonymous asked: Oh wow, I had no idea you were a history major. Me too! We should geek out over wars and diplomacy and major goofs.

Anonymous asked: sometimes dave hugs his pillow while talking to john on pesterchum and pretends it's him, he'd never admit it but all he wants is to beable to meet him and see him face to face because dave worries about john all the time and wants to be there to protect him

Anonymous asked: john and dave scatter condoms and lube around their apartment just in case they get it on at random times/places (which is like rare so they sort of rot there under the coffee table and etc.) when rose and jade comes over to visit they have this game were they have to find as much as lube/condoms as they can WINNER TOPS NEXT TIME. (p.s one time when the Christmas party was hosted in their...

Anonymous asked: in the date scale you get a twenty!! because you're a history major and that's awesome. also you sound smart and johndave and roleplaying and also your hair and face are the cutest things!! you're the cutest thing!! i would date you and i think lots of people would too!!! (◡‿◡✿)

it’s tmi tuesday you can ask me stuff and i’ll probably ansswer it i have a lot of messages t oanswer

ondeahy asked: hmmm... i was just thinking of all the "karkat shipping johndave" things you were doing earlier and i thought of something... sollux died needlessly. he totally ships johndave. just look at his glasses/eyes/psyonic powers. they are all johndave. it's canon cuz colors :T

riddlemetom: make a text post refresh SHIT I OFFENDED SOMEONE

Anonymous asked: I would give you a 10 on the datability scale, just because you like John/Dave. Our relationship would be centered around John/Dave

godtech asked: Hi Pirate! o: idk you probably get this a lot but is it okay to write spin-offs or longer fics of your headcanons? :D ugh how do you have so many that is not okay please share your creativity

things that are not okay: telling someone it’s rude to post what they want on their personal blog it’s fine to be offended by something! but you have absolutely no right to tell someone it was rude of them to post it they aren’t doing it to personally offend you, they’re doing it because they like it and it’s really not their problem if you don’t their blog...

Anonymous asked: On a scale of 1-10 for datablity, you are about a 7. I'm worried you would forget about me for JohnDave too much.

fisticuffsandadventure replied to your post: fisticuffsandadventure replied to your post:… everyone is confused the entire thing is probably going to be a clusterfuck but most people are prolly gonna watch it anyway. THE POWER OF MISTAH HOLMES. well it’s an american adaptation of a british thing so it’s probalby going to be awful lmfao

fisticuffsandadventure replied to your post: mishacollinses replied to your post:… they’re calling it elementary actually if this is what i think it’s about. that’s so weird i’m really confused

kanji-sexual replied to your post: mishacollinses replied to your post:… Because then they can have a romance without it being gay duh Pirate. (This is my interpretation because fucking every relationship between a man and a woman over here must be romantic.) yeah that’s sort of why i’m a little dubious like…if they go for full-on romance it’s going to be REALLY...

emiggax asked: When John and Dave are both in a great mood in the morning, they bust out the pancake mix and food coloring to make multicolored mickey mouse pancakes.

Anonymous asked: Addition to dropitlikeitshussie's story: It's so windy when Dave is alone after their fights because it's John trying to blow him back home.